Challenge: Plot a murder

[Edwardo Piet]

Just a thought exercise...
How would you go about killing someone?

Lock them in the cupboard and beat and fuck them every now and then . . . and wait for them to eventually starve to death (I'd let them drink . . . just not anything that doesn't come out of my body) . . . and then I'd dump their body in a river?

Seen as we're talking entirely fictional pointless exercises of something illegal that we'd never actually do in reality . . . I may as well go all the way right?

And I thought I'd try and make Beccs sound like a greenhorn for once

DISCLAIMER: All claims and statements in this post are entirely fictitious and bear no resemblance to anything that has ever actually happened or ever would actually happen. I'm a lovely guy who would never be violent, murder or rape anyone. This should all go without saying but what can I say some people are silly and need things spelling out.

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Killing a specific person: I would rig their headphones to explode during the second chorus of 'Dancing Queen'. 

Boru

FUCK!!!!!!!!!

That's goddamn awful, Boru. HOW CAN YOU SAY SUCH EVIL AND SADISTIC THINGS?!?!?!?

Here I was thinking I'd written the most awful post on AF ever and here you are beating me to it.

Hmm. Well I guess it is rather kind of you to at least put them out of their misery with exploding headphones afterwards. It's the torturing them with ABBA first that I find especially immoral. I dunno how you can even say such unthinkable and speakable things. It's vile to even read!