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Just in: Fresh Melbourne murder mystery
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Just in: Fresh Melbourne murder mystery
June 17, 2016 at 5:52 am (This post was last modified: June 17, 2016 at 5:53 am by ignoramus.)
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-06-17/bo...rk/7521692



Quote:Body found wrapped in cloth near Dallas tennis club in Melbourne


Quote:A body wrapped in cloth has been found in the car park of a tennis club in Melbourne's north.
A jogger made the discovery near the public courts in Hepburn Street at Dallas about 1:30pm.
The body has not been indentified, police said.
Police said they were unable to tell if the body was male or female.
A post-mortem examination will be carried out to determine the cause of death.
Anyone with information has been urged to contact Crime Stoppers.

Guys, I don't think I've come a cross this before?
How the hell can they not identify the sex unless a A post-mortem examination is performed.

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Me first: Dallas is one of Melbourne's poorer suburbs predominantly of Muslims and other fresh Australians.
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Upon undressing, she revealed to him that she is transgender and would like to poke him first!

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RE: Just in: Fresh Melbourne murder mystery
June 17, 2016 at 6:05 am
(June 17, 2016 at 5:52 am)ignoramus Wrote: Guys, I don't think I've come a cross this before?
How the hell can they not identify the sex unless a A post-mortem examination is performed.

Quite easily, depending on the level of decomposition. Without knowing the details and without being an expert in the field, the body wrapping gives a clue - depending on what they mean by cloth and how tightly it was wrapped. Depending on that, temperature and environmen, decomp would have a field day within a very short period of time.
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RE: Just in: Fresh Melbourne murder mystery
June 17, 2016 at 6:22 am (This post was last modified: June 17, 2016 at 6:22 am by ignoramus.)
I think by the way the local news reporter spoke, it was just a thin sheet.
The police didn't mention decomposing.
They spoke and asked for assistance from the public as if it was a fresh dump.
We'll know in a few days anyway.
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RE: Just in: Fresh Melbourne murder mystery
June 17, 2016 at 2:56 pm
You'd be surprised at how mutilated a body can be (And decomp too.)
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RE: Just in: Fresh Melbourne murder mystery
June 17, 2016 at 4:01 pm
Crotch crazy dingo?
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RE: Just in: Fresh Melbourne murder mystery
June 17, 2016 at 4:03 pm
The first in many Australian tragedies due to that one Australian politician doing Muslim-y stuff on TV. Mark my words, friends, this is the fall of Australia....
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RE: Just in: Fresh Melbourne murder mystery
June 17, 2016 at 4:27 pm
(June 17, 2016 at 4:01 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Crotch crazy dingo?

Indeed.

The dingo ate their bits.
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RE: Just in: Fresh Melbourne murder mystery
June 17, 2016 at 4:29 pm
Try telling the gender of a skeleton without post-mortem analysis... damn near impossible isn't it?
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RE: Just in: Fresh Melbourne murder mystery
June 17, 2016 at 4:31 pm
Damn primates and their lack of a penis bone !
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RE: Just in: Fresh Melbourne murder mystery
June 17, 2016 at 5:00 pm
(June 17, 2016 at 4:31 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Damn primates and their lack of a penis bone !

Hey, pal - I'm a primate, and I have a penis bone. I mean, I keep it in a cigar box on the mantle, but I still have one.

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