Just in: Fresh Melbourne murder mystery

[ignoramus]

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-06-17/bo...rk/7521692

Body found wrapped in cloth near Dallas tennis club in Melbourne

A body wrapped in cloth has been found in the car park of a tennis club in Melbourne's north.
A jogger made the discovery near the public courts in Hepburn Street at Dallas about 1:30pm.
The body has not been indentified, police said.
Police said they were unable to tell if the body was male or female.
A post-mortem examination will be carried out to determine the cause of death.
Anyone with information has been urged to contact Crime Stoppers.

Guys, I don't think I've come a cross this before?
How the hell can they not identify the sex unless a A post-mortem examination is performed.

Theories? Speculation?
You can't google this so everyone needs to give me their best No Shit Sherlock theory!~

Me first: Dallas is one of Melbourne's poorer suburbs predominantly of Muslims and other fresh Australians.
I'm saying Muhammed married his bride without seeing her as she was fully burqed up until their wedding night.

Upon undressing, she revealed to him that she is transgender and would like to poke him first!

(Don't laugh! The truth is usually stranger than fiction!)

[abaris]

Guys, I don't think I've come a cross this before?
How the hell can they not identify the sex unless a A post-mortem examination is performed.

Quite easily, depending on the level of decomposition. Without knowing the details and without being an expert in the field, the body wrapping gives a clue - depending on what they mean by cloth and how tightly it was wrapped. Depending on that, temperature and environmen, decomp would have a field day within a very short period of time.

[ignoramus]

I think by the way the local news reporter spoke, it was just a thin sheet.
The police didn't mention decomposing.
They spoke and asked for assistance from the public as if it was a fresh dump.
We'll know in a few days anyway.

[Jello]

You'd be surprised at how mutilated a body can be (And decomp too.)

[brewer]

Crotch crazy dingo?

[Losty]

The first in many Australian tragedies due to that one Australian politician doing Muslim-y stuff on TV. Mark my words, friends, this is the fall of Australia....

[vorlon13]

Crotch crazy dingo?

Indeed.

The dingo ate their bits.

[Aoi Magi]

Try telling the gender of a skeleton without post-mortem analysis... damn near impossible isn't it?

[vorlon13]

Damn primates and their lack of a penis bone !

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Damn primates and their lack of a penis bone !

Hey, pal - I'm a primate, and I have a penis bone. I mean, I keep it in a cigar box on the mantle, but I still have one.

Boru