My Christmas wishes for all of you:
-I wish that your Christmas tree doesn't turn out to be infested with cerambycid beetles, necessitating a visit from the fumigation company.
-I wish that your holiday treats completely fail to give you food poisoning.
-I wish that any sex toys you receive as gifts are EXACTLY the right size.
-I wish that the relatives you can't stand are simply too busy to visit.
-I wish that the spirit of the season brings you to the light of Jesus, but that you quickly come to your senses.
Boru
-I wish that your Christmas tree doesn't turn out to be infested with cerambycid beetles, necessitating a visit from the fumigation company.
-I wish that your holiday treats completely fail to give you food poisoning.
-I wish that any sex toys you receive as gifts are EXACTLY the right size.
-I wish that the relatives you can't stand are simply too busy to visit.
-I wish that the spirit of the season brings you to the light of Jesus, but that you quickly come to your senses.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
