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Questions for Santa.
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RE: Questions for Santa.
December 24, 2017 at 5:10 pm
(December 24, 2017 at 3:26 pm)vorlon13 Wrote:
(December 24, 2017 at 2:10 pm)zebo-the-fat Wrote: Is Rudolphs nose red due to the friction with the air while flying at relativistic speeds?


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Yup; given the amount of time taken to deliver everything, he'd have to move at relativistic speeds.
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Questions for Santa. - by brewer - December 24, 2017 at 10:17 am
RE: Questions for Santa. - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - December 24, 2017 at 10:38 am
RE: Questions for Santa. - by vulcanlogician - December 24, 2017 at 10:49 am
RE: Questions for Santa. - by brewer - December 24, 2017 at 10:51 am
RE: Questions for Santa. - by vorlon13 - December 24, 2017 at 11:40 am
RE: Questions for Santa. - by Fireball - December 24, 2017 at 1:00 pm
RE: Questions for Santa. - by Catholic_Lady - December 24, 2017 at 1:06 pm
RE: Questions for Santa. - by Fireball - December 24, 2017 at 2:08 pm
RE: Questions for Santa. - by zebo-the-fat - December 24, 2017 at 2:10 pm
RE: Questions for Santa. - by vorlon13 - December 24, 2017 at 3:26 pm
RE: Questions for Santa. - by Fireball - December 24, 2017 at 5:10 pm
RE: Questions for Santa. - by Aoi Magi - December 24, 2017 at 2:19 pm
RE: Questions for Santa. - by brewer - December 24, 2017 at 2:24 pm
RE: Questions for Santa. - by Edwardo Piet - December 24, 2017 at 2:35 pm
RE: Questions for Santa. - by ignoramus - December 24, 2017 at 5:50 pm
RE: Questions for Santa. - by vorlon13 - December 25, 2017 at 7:26 pm
RE: Questions for Santa. - by Fireball - December 25, 2017 at 11:44 pm

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