RE: Has anyone met a Christian?
January 4, 2018 at 12:03 am
(This post was last modified: January 4, 2018 at 12:04 am by vorlon13.)
uses prayer closets
ability to heal by laying upon of the hands
ability to chortle poisonous serpents without dying
hates parents with a Godly hate
observes all 600+ Levitican Laws
was still alive when Universe ended within 70 some odd years of Jesus crucifixion
was one of the 144,000 Saved
does not recall Amalek or the Amalekites despite memorizing Old Testament
Hates divorce (mentioned in Malachi and NT)
realizes Apostle Paul was the First Heretic
no problem overturning MasterCard credit card tables/machines at 700 Club home offices
(I could probably go on here for a couple weeks, you get the idea)
ability to heal by laying upon of the hands
ability to chortle poisonous serpents without dying
hates parents with a Godly hate
observes all 600+ Levitican Laws
was still alive when Universe ended within 70 some odd years of Jesus crucifixion
was one of the 144,000 Saved
does not recall Amalek or the Amalekites despite memorizing Old Testament
Hates divorce (mentioned in Malachi and NT)
realizes Apostle Paul was the First Heretic
no problem overturning MasterCard credit card tables/machines at 700 Club home offices
(I could probably go on here for a couple weeks, you get the idea)
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
