RE: Pleasures
January 4, 2018 at 5:55 pm
(This post was last modified: January 4, 2018 at 5:58 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
I'll tell you one of my favorites, from back when I wore collared shirts. Have some enticing diversion run concurrently with the mediation. It's what donuts were made for.
Stuff the haters face with creme, hash the conflict out between the adults who can take the time to put off the glazed pastry for five minutes to improve their situation. This was my go-to for schedule disputes between shifts. Everybody gets a paid donut break, and while we're there...we'll handle any issues that people feel are important enough to stay focused for.
"Wa, buddy, we had this conversation on monday. You were there, you ate donuts."
Stuff the haters face with creme, hash the conflict out between the adults who can take the time to put off the glazed pastry for five minutes to improve their situation. This was my go-to for schedule disputes between shifts. Everybody gets a paid donut break, and while we're there...we'll handle any issues that people feel are important enough to stay focused for.
"Wa, buddy, we had this conversation on monday. You were there, you ate donuts."
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