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Hi Two Knives here!
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RE: Hi Two Knives here!
Aloha!
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well...she's not my girlfriend "yet".

I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9

I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!

When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!

I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
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Hi Two Knives here! - by TwoKnives99 - January 4, 2018 at 2:00 pm
RE: Hi Two Knives here! - by The Grand Nudger - January 4, 2018 at 2:00 pm
RE: Hi Two Knives here! - by c172 - January 4, 2018 at 2:01 pm
RE: Hi Two Knives here! - by TwoKnives99 - January 4, 2018 at 2:06 pm
RE: Hi Two Knives here! - by Brian37 - January 4, 2018 at 3:50 pm
RE: Hi Two Knives here! - by TwoKnives99 - January 4, 2018 at 4:06 pm
RE: Hi Two Knives here! - by Brian37 - January 4, 2018 at 4:39 pm
RE: Hi Two Knives here! - by Secular Elf - January 5, 2018 at 3:48 pm
RE: Hi Two Knives here! - by Brian37 - January 5, 2018 at 8:18 pm
RE: Hi Two Knives here! - by vulcanlogician - January 4, 2018 at 2:07 pm
RE: Hi Two Knives here! - by FatAndFaithless - January 4, 2018 at 2:10 pm
RE: Hi Two Knives here! - by downbeatplumb - January 4, 2018 at 2:20 pm
RE: Hi Two Knives here! - by TwoKnives99 - January 4, 2018 at 2:28 pm
RE: Hi Two Knives here! - by brewer - January 4, 2018 at 2:28 pm
RE: Hi Two Knives here! - by TwoKnives99 - January 6, 2018 at 11:31 am
RE: Hi Two Knives here! - by brewer - January 6, 2018 at 2:16 pm
RE: Hi Two Knives here! - by paulpablo - January 4, 2018 at 2:28 pm
RE: Hi Two Knives here! - by Minimalist - January 4, 2018 at 2:29 pm
RE: Hi Two Knives here! - by purplepurpose - January 4, 2018 at 2:30 pm
RE: Hi Two Knives here! - by TwoKnives99 - January 4, 2018 at 2:35 pm
RE: Hi Two Knives here! - by Mr.Obvious - January 4, 2018 at 2:32 pm
RE: Hi Two Knives here! - by Mister Agenda - January 4, 2018 at 3:11 pm
RE: Hi Two Knives here! - by Antares - January 4, 2018 at 3:18 pm
RE: Hi Two Knives here! - by The Industrial Atheist - January 4, 2018 at 3:45 pm
RE: Hi Two Knives here! - by KittyAnn - January 4, 2018 at 4:36 pm
RE: Hi Two Knives here! - by TwoKnives99 - January 4, 2018 at 4:38 pm
RE: Hi Two Knives here! - by Thumpalumpacus - January 4, 2018 at 5:02 pm
RE: Hi Two Knives here! - by Seraphina - January 4, 2018 at 8:57 pm
RE: Hi Two Knives here! - by Haipule - January 4, 2018 at 9:14 pm
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RE: Hi Two Knives here! - by Fireball - January 5, 2018 at 4:26 pm
RE: Hi Two Knives here! - by Losty - January 5, 2018 at 5:49 pm
RE: Hi Two Knives here! - by Whateverist - January 6, 2018 at 12:28 pm
RE: Hi Two Knives here! - by TwoKnives99 - January 7, 2018 at 9:53 am
RE: Hi Two Knives here! - by Haipule - January 8, 2018 at 1:31 am
RE: Hi Two Knives here! - by Longhorn - January 6, 2018 at 3:16 pm
RE: Hi Two Knives here! - by Mr.Obvious - January 7, 2018 at 8:27 am
RE: Hi Two Knives here! - by Sal - January 8, 2018 at 5:46 am

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