Has anyone met a Christian?

[drfuzzy]

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You are telling me you didn't say I was hellbound? 

You think this is the truth, that's great. I think it's preposterous and I do not think it's the truth. And I think you're a wanker for asserting that you know more than I do about how the universe works. Your "truth".  :

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 I said everyone is hell bound unless they accept Christ as their savior and that would include you if you refuse to receive Christ as your savior. I've learned from the creator of the universe, the omniscient One.

GC

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Yep, you're another cafeteria christian. Nothing to be proud of.

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You have no idea who or what I am. I'm proud to be a Christian saved by the grace of God alone.

GC

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Oh my oh my oh my.  Learned DIRECTLY from the creator of the universe!!!  Learned directly from the guy who created billions and billions of galaxies (how many are there, anyway?  Hubble found that there were more in 2016, and of course, we really can't "see" all that far yet - it would be good to have a number.)

Hey guys!  This guy has proof!  He has a direct line to his imaginary friend, he can PROVE that God exists without using "bibles" or other books or preachers!  Way cool!

Yeah, we really need actual confirmation here.  Do the planet a solid, and stop people from killing each other over their imaginary friends.  Let's get your REAL god to save the starving children and heal the amputees and stop war and all that.  Let's get your REAL god to explain why he's the only one of thousands that mankind has made up that's actually "real" and put an end to this craziness.  Let's get your "real" god to explain why one little insignificant planet out of many billions caught his eye, and so he chose (after destroying all the dinosaurs and watching the evolution of some interesting primates) to say "hello" to a few tribal superstitious goat-herders, creating new myths, and providing absolutely no accurate scientific information . . . like oh, that stars aren't actually fixed in a dome up in the stratosphere, and that the moon doesn't make its own light, and the "great flood" and the "exodus" never happened.  

Right.