Has anyone met a Christian?

[Haipule]

  

As you can see I'm good at cleaning up trash. as for God helping out those that are less fortunate, well that's why we are here. If you ignore God's call for you to help others then you are the guilty one. We spend trillions on space stuff that in the end want matter one bit, while we let children starve to death every day, that's on humanity not God. But I want expect an unreasonable person to understand this, because to be unreasonable is to be selfish and selfishness is killing people every day.

GC

And you have absolutely no clue what I do to help out the less fortunate.  Just FYI - it's not only people who believe in a sky-daddy who help others.  I require no imaginary friend to know that I need to pitch in and help people when I can.  I tend to consider myself quite reasonable and logical and caring, without bashing people over the head for not praying to a magic purple unicorn every day.  I tend to assume that other people have value, even when they pray to an imaginary friend.  But the minute they start assuming I'm "less than" and being a judgmental asshole bastard pile of shit because I don't venerate the Tooth Fairy for wearing the correct shade of teal, we have a problem.

I have warned you guys before about messin' with Fairies!

https://youtu.be/lKVVQiJ7gKo