OR:
Theist "I know something you don't know."
Atheist "Really, what?"
Theist "I told you before but I'm not going to bring it up again because more people than you will see it and I will make myself look like a cunt because what I actually originally said was the most convoluted, retarded, illogical and ass-backwards piece of shit, imaginable only by the most deluded desert nomad goat herder to ever live."
Atheist "You motherfucker."
Theist "I know something you don't know."
Atheist "Really, what?"
Theist "I told you before but I'm not going to bring it up again because more people than you will see it and I will make myself look like a cunt because what I actually originally said was the most convoluted, retarded, illogical and ass-backwards piece of shit, imaginable only by the most deluded desert nomad goat herder to ever live."
Atheist "You motherfucker."