Being hyper-protective in desperate attempts to shield little ones from all manners of germs and viruses makes doesn't give them a chance to build up much of an immunity by the time they hit school age. Chances are, they'll catch a new cootie every five minutes the first year of pre-school or kindergarten, resulting in many missed days.
It's difficult to convince many newb helicopter parents that some level of exposure is actually advantageous, though.
I blame acute Purell poisoning; It gets absorbed into their bloodstreams. Fucks with their brains...lol.
"Oh, noooo! Tanner crawled off of the blanket...and onto THE FLOOR!"
It's difficult to convince many newb helicopter parents that some level of exposure is actually advantageous, though.
I blame acute Purell poisoning; It gets absorbed into their bloodstreams. Fucks with their brains...lol.
"Oh, noooo! Tanner crawled off of the blanket...and onto THE FLOOR!"
