The Trinity Doctrine: Help me out, Christians

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Not to mention that if any of the gospel horseshit is true ( which I seriously doubt!) then the people surrounding this jesus guy...and the godboy himself... were illiterate, Aramaic-speaking peasants and fishermen who wouldn't have known Greek if it bit them on the 

The Jerusalem area first century Jews spoke Aramaic to each other. Some, such as Jesus, could read Hebrew. To the Romans they spoke Latin. They spoke KoinE Greek to the Eastern Romans and the rest of the world. Alexander brought his language to the world and forced everyone to surrender to him in his language which is why Greek was the universal language of the time. Yes, most were illiterate.