Alignment System. Where would you place yorusef?

[Mister Agenda]

Lol at people who just have jobs and clean criminal records who obey the law calling themselves chaotic good.

I'd say I'd you work a 40 hour a week job and/or pay all your taxes, you are automatically disqualified from a chaotic alignment.

So if someone occasionally breaks the law, but is too smart or to lucky to get caught (yet), they are lawful or neutral? Because they don't have a record? Your definition seems idiosyncratic, speaking to your own chaos, but your desire to impose your idiosyncratic definition on others speaks to a controlling tendency that swings you back to neutral. Just kidding, I wouldn't presume to know your alignment better than you do.