Aint nobody gives a shit about "jesus" at easter. Never has been. It started out as a divine land grab..it was held in suspicion thereafter on grounds that everyone knew it was a land grab, and the fact that the store shelves are stocked with chocolate eggs and not figurines of the resurrected christ is testament to the fact that early christians suspicions were completely well informed and would continue to be so if their religion hadn't gone full retard in the intervening centuries.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
