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RE: Jesus Thread
March 14, 2018 at 9:40 am (This post was last modified: March 14, 2018 at 9:46 am by Chad32.)
Oh Lord, who art in Heaven
Hallowed be your sperm
Thy kingdom cum
Thy will be dom
Down below, as it is up top.


Didn't think that joke was gonna come back, did you?
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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Jesus Thread - by The Valkyrie - March 14, 2018 at 12:37 am
RE: Jesus Thread - by The Valkyrie - March 14, 2018 at 12:41 am
RE: Jesus Thread - by Little lunch - March 14, 2018 at 5:21 am
RE: Jesus Thread - by I_am_not_mafia - March 14, 2018 at 5:43 am
RE: Jesus Thread - by The Valkyrie - March 14, 2018 at 9:50 am
RE: Jesus Thread - by Little lunch - March 20, 2018 at 6:51 am
RE: Jesus Thread - by c172 - March 14, 2018 at 1:04 am
RE: Jesus Thread - by The Valkyrie - March 14, 2018 at 1:23 am
RE: Jesus Thread - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - March 14, 2018 at 3:21 am
RE: Jesus Thread - by SaStrike - March 14, 2018 at 3:38 am
RE: Jesus Thread - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - March 14, 2018 at 3:58 am
RE: Jesus Thread - by I_am_not_mafia - March 14, 2018 at 4:18 am
RE: Jesus Thread - by The Valkyrie - March 14, 2018 at 4:23 am
RE: Jesus Thread - by Aoi Magi - March 14, 2018 at 5:00 am
RE: Jesus Thread - by The Valkyrie - March 14, 2018 at 5:17 am
RE: Jesus Thread - by ignoramus - March 14, 2018 at 6:25 am
RE: Jesus Thread - by I_am_not_mafia - March 14, 2018 at 6:44 am
RE: Jesus Thread - by vorlon13 - March 14, 2018 at 7:03 am
RE: Jesus Thread - by brewer - March 14, 2018 at 8:02 am
RE: Jesus Thread - by Chad32 - March 14, 2018 at 9:40 am
RE: Jesus Thread - by purplepurpose - March 14, 2018 at 9:54 am
RE: Jesus Thread - by The Valkyrie - March 14, 2018 at 10:08 am
RE: Jesus Thread - by Angrboda - March 20, 2018 at 11:16 am
RE: Jesus Thread - by The Valkyrie - March 20, 2018 at 12:35 pm
RE: Jesus Thread - by GODZILLA - March 20, 2018 at 5:04 pm
RE: Jesus Thread - by Minimalist - March 20, 2018 at 5:13 pm
RE: Jesus Thread - by The Valkyrie - March 20, 2018 at 5:52 pm
RE: Jesus Thread - by Minimalist - March 20, 2018 at 6:08 pm
RE: Jesus Thread - by The Valkyrie - March 20, 2018 at 7:07 pm
RE: Jesus Thread - by Fireball - March 20, 2018 at 8:54 pm
RE: Jesus Thread - by The Grand Nudger - March 20, 2018 at 6:09 pm
RE: Jesus Thread - by Minimalist - March 20, 2018 at 7:33 pm
RE: Jesus Thread - by The Valkyrie - March 20, 2018 at 7:37 pm
RE: Jesus Thread - by vorlon13 - March 23, 2018 at 7:46 pm
RE: Jesus Thread - by ignoramus - March 28, 2018 at 5:28 am
RE: Jesus Thread - by Minimalist - March 20, 2018 at 7:38 pm
RE: Jesus Thread - by The Industrial Atheist - March 20, 2018 at 8:57 pm
RE: Jesus Thread - by Fireball - March 20, 2018 at 9:51 pm
RE: Jesus Thread - by vulcanlogician - March 20, 2018 at 10:07 pm
RE: Jesus Thread - by The Valkyrie - March 20, 2018 at 10:38 pm
RE: Jesus Thread - by Fireball - March 20, 2018 at 10:40 pm
RE: Jesus Thread - by Edwardo Piet - March 20, 2018 at 10:59 pm
RE: Jesus Thread - by Martian Mermaid - March 23, 2018 at 12:52 am
RE: Jesus Thread - by Minimalist - March 23, 2018 at 7:58 pm
RE: Jesus Thread - by vulcanlogician - March 23, 2018 at 9:41 pm
RE: Jesus Thread - by Minimalist - March 23, 2018 at 9:47 pm
RE: Jesus Thread - by jaygreen - March 27, 2018 at 4:03 pm
RE: Jesus Thread - by Silver - March 27, 2018 at 4:06 pm
RE: Jesus Thread - by Fireball - March 27, 2018 at 5:44 pm
RE: Jesus Thread - by The Valkyrie - March 27, 2018 at 6:49 pm
RE: Jesus Thread - by Antares - March 27, 2018 at 4:38 pm
RE: Jesus Thread - by vorlon13 - March 28, 2018 at 9:36 am
RE: Jesus Thread - by The Valkyrie - March 28, 2018 at 12:49 pm
RE: Jesus Thread - by Minimalist - March 28, 2018 at 1:19 pm
RE: Jesus Thread - by The Valkyrie - March 28, 2018 at 1:49 pm
RE: Jesus Thread - by Minimalist - March 28, 2018 at 4:50 pm
RE: Jesus Thread - by vorlon13 - March 28, 2018 at 5:43 pm

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