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RE: Jesus Thread
March 23, 2018 at 12:52 am (This post was last modified: March 23, 2018 at 12:56 am by Martian Mermaid. Edit Reason: https://atheistforums.org/thread-54008.html )
(March 14, 2018 at 12:37 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Jesus Thread is here to redeem you.

To save you from your sins.

Accept It into your lives and Jesus Thread will help balance you.

Can you go another day without Jesus Thread?

All those who want to repent, respond in the thread.

Ignore if your soul belongs to Satan Thread.  You may not see Satan Thread, but It's out there watching you.

And, one day, Jesus Thread will disappear, and no one will respond to It anymore.  But Jesus Thread would have died for you.  And, one day, It will be resurrected!

Well, Jesus Thread exists, it's right here in front of me. There is evidence. 

I am not so sure about this Satan thread though.
Edit: Oh, it exists too. Wasn't expecting that.
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Jesus Thread - by The Valkyrie - March 14, 2018 at 12:37 am
RE: Jesus Thread - by The Valkyrie - March 14, 2018 at 12:41 am
RE: Jesus Thread - by Little lunch - March 14, 2018 at 5:21 am
RE: Jesus Thread - by I_am_not_mafia - March 14, 2018 at 5:43 am
RE: Jesus Thread - by The Valkyrie - March 14, 2018 at 9:50 am
RE: Jesus Thread - by Little lunch - March 20, 2018 at 6:51 am
RE: Jesus Thread - by c172 - March 14, 2018 at 1:04 am
RE: Jesus Thread - by The Valkyrie - March 14, 2018 at 1:23 am
RE: Jesus Thread - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - March 14, 2018 at 3:21 am
RE: Jesus Thread - by SaStrike - March 14, 2018 at 3:38 am
RE: Jesus Thread - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - March 14, 2018 at 3:58 am
RE: Jesus Thread - by I_am_not_mafia - March 14, 2018 at 4:18 am
RE: Jesus Thread - by The Valkyrie - March 14, 2018 at 4:23 am
RE: Jesus Thread - by Aoi Magi - March 14, 2018 at 5:00 am
RE: Jesus Thread - by The Valkyrie - March 14, 2018 at 5:17 am
RE: Jesus Thread - by ignoramus - March 14, 2018 at 6:25 am
RE: Jesus Thread - by I_am_not_mafia - March 14, 2018 at 6:44 am
RE: Jesus Thread - by vorlon13 - March 14, 2018 at 7:03 am
RE: Jesus Thread - by brewer - March 14, 2018 at 8:02 am
RE: Jesus Thread - by Chad32 - March 14, 2018 at 9:40 am
RE: Jesus Thread - by purplepurpose - March 14, 2018 at 9:54 am
RE: Jesus Thread - by The Valkyrie - March 14, 2018 at 10:08 am
RE: Jesus Thread - by Angrboda - March 20, 2018 at 11:16 am
RE: Jesus Thread - by The Valkyrie - March 20, 2018 at 12:35 pm
RE: Jesus Thread - by GODZILLA - March 20, 2018 at 5:04 pm
RE: Jesus Thread - by Minimalist - March 20, 2018 at 5:13 pm
RE: Jesus Thread - by The Valkyrie - March 20, 2018 at 5:52 pm
RE: Jesus Thread - by Minimalist - March 20, 2018 at 6:08 pm
RE: Jesus Thread - by The Valkyrie - March 20, 2018 at 7:07 pm
RE: Jesus Thread - by Fireball - March 20, 2018 at 8:54 pm
RE: Jesus Thread - by The Grand Nudger - March 20, 2018 at 6:09 pm
RE: Jesus Thread - by Minimalist - March 20, 2018 at 7:33 pm
RE: Jesus Thread - by The Valkyrie - March 20, 2018 at 7:37 pm
RE: Jesus Thread - by vorlon13 - March 23, 2018 at 7:46 pm
RE: Jesus Thread - by ignoramus - March 28, 2018 at 5:28 am
RE: Jesus Thread - by Minimalist - March 20, 2018 at 7:38 pm
RE: Jesus Thread - by The Industrial Atheist - March 20, 2018 at 8:57 pm
RE: Jesus Thread - by Fireball - March 20, 2018 at 9:51 pm
RE: Jesus Thread - by vulcanlogician - March 20, 2018 at 10:07 pm
RE: Jesus Thread - by The Valkyrie - March 20, 2018 at 10:38 pm
RE: Jesus Thread - by Fireball - March 20, 2018 at 10:40 pm
RE: Jesus Thread - by Edwardo Piet - March 20, 2018 at 10:59 pm
RE: Jesus Thread - by Martian Mermaid - March 23, 2018 at 12:52 am
RE: Jesus Thread - by Minimalist - March 23, 2018 at 7:58 pm
RE: Jesus Thread - by vulcanlogician - March 23, 2018 at 9:41 pm
RE: Jesus Thread - by Minimalist - March 23, 2018 at 9:47 pm
RE: Jesus Thread - by jaygreen - March 27, 2018 at 4:03 pm
RE: Jesus Thread - by Silver - March 27, 2018 at 4:06 pm
RE: Jesus Thread - by Fireball - March 27, 2018 at 5:44 pm
RE: Jesus Thread - by The Valkyrie - March 27, 2018 at 6:49 pm
RE: Jesus Thread - by Antares - March 27, 2018 at 4:38 pm
RE: Jesus Thread - by vorlon13 - March 28, 2018 at 9:36 am
RE: Jesus Thread - by The Valkyrie - March 28, 2018 at 12:49 pm
RE: Jesus Thread - by Minimalist - March 28, 2018 at 1:19 pm
RE: Jesus Thread - by The Valkyrie - March 28, 2018 at 1:49 pm
RE: Jesus Thread - by Minimalist - March 28, 2018 at 4:50 pm
RE: Jesus Thread - by vorlon13 - March 28, 2018 at 5:43 pm

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