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Jesus : The Early years
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RE: Jesus : The Early years
(March 21, 2018 at 8:23 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: So, we think Jesus, age 2, is looking at someone, sneezes, and that person changes into a newt or something ??

How does God Power work in the body of a 2 year old ??

Did Jesus masturbate ??

Was Jesus molesterated by a temple denizen ??

Did Jesus eat his vegetables ??

Did Jesus ever get sick ??

Did Jesus ever give the Virgin Mary that 'look' that would have made her blush ??

Did Joseph pretend to see a resemblance between himself and his kid ??

What did Joseph and Mary do with the gold ?? The myrrh ?? The frankincense ??

Did Jesus have BO ?? Parasites ?? Tonsils ?? How'd his bar mitzvah go ?? Did they really save his amniotic fluid ??

You know, if people can be riled up to watch 'little sheldon', i think you could make a show out of that. Why wait for someone else todictate you fiction when you could make it up yourself?
"If we go down, we go down together!"
- Your mum, last night, suggesting 69.
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Jesus : The Early years - by chimp3 - March 21, 2018 at 6:43 pm
RE: Jesus : The Early years - by Gawdzilla Sama - March 21, 2018 at 7:13 pm
RE: Jesus : The Early years - by The Grand Nudger - March 21, 2018 at 7:23 pm
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RE: Jesus : The Early years - by The Grand Nudger - March 21, 2018 at 8:05 pm
RE: Jesus : The Early years - by vorlon13 - March 21, 2018 at 8:23 pm
RE: Jesus : The Early years - by Pat Mustard - March 22, 2018 at 3:47 pm
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RE: Jesus : The Early years - by Minimalist - March 21, 2018 at 9:36 pm
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RE: Jesus : The Early years - by vorlon13 - March 21, 2018 at 10:29 pm
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