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RE: Jesus Thread
March 23, 2018 at 7:46 pm
(March 20, 2018 at 7:33 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Endorsed by the man himself!

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Hell, that wimpy nail gun shoots nails that are SHORTER than the already almost too short nails the Romans specified.

You would have to pinch Jesus' skin around his edge and use a BUNCH of nails to get enough holding power. I'm trying to imagine a crucifix like that and it's disturbing . . . .
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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Jesus Thread - by The Valkyrie - March 14, 2018 at 12:37 am
RE: Jesus Thread - by The Valkyrie - March 14, 2018 at 12:41 am
RE: Jesus Thread - by Little lunch - March 14, 2018 at 5:21 am
RE: Jesus Thread - by I_am_not_mafia - March 14, 2018 at 5:43 am
RE: Jesus Thread - by The Valkyrie - March 14, 2018 at 9:50 am
RE: Jesus Thread - by Little lunch - March 20, 2018 at 6:51 am
RE: Jesus Thread - by c172 - March 14, 2018 at 1:04 am
RE: Jesus Thread - by The Valkyrie - March 14, 2018 at 1:23 am
RE: Jesus Thread - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - March 14, 2018 at 3:21 am
RE: Jesus Thread - by SaStrike - March 14, 2018 at 3:38 am
RE: Jesus Thread - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - March 14, 2018 at 3:58 am
RE: Jesus Thread - by I_am_not_mafia - March 14, 2018 at 4:18 am
RE: Jesus Thread - by The Valkyrie - March 14, 2018 at 4:23 am
RE: Jesus Thread - by Aoi Magi - March 14, 2018 at 5:00 am
RE: Jesus Thread - by The Valkyrie - March 14, 2018 at 5:17 am
RE: Jesus Thread - by ignoramus - March 14, 2018 at 6:25 am
RE: Jesus Thread - by I_am_not_mafia - March 14, 2018 at 6:44 am
RE: Jesus Thread - by vorlon13 - March 14, 2018 at 7:03 am
RE: Jesus Thread - by brewer - March 14, 2018 at 8:02 am
RE: Jesus Thread - by Chad32 - March 14, 2018 at 9:40 am
RE: Jesus Thread - by purplepurpose - March 14, 2018 at 9:54 am
RE: Jesus Thread - by The Valkyrie - March 14, 2018 at 10:08 am
RE: Jesus Thread - by Angrboda - March 20, 2018 at 11:16 am
RE: Jesus Thread - by The Valkyrie - March 20, 2018 at 12:35 pm
RE: Jesus Thread - by GODZILLA - March 20, 2018 at 5:04 pm
RE: Jesus Thread - by Minimalist - March 20, 2018 at 5:13 pm
RE: Jesus Thread - by The Valkyrie - March 20, 2018 at 5:52 pm
RE: Jesus Thread - by Minimalist - March 20, 2018 at 6:08 pm
RE: Jesus Thread - by The Valkyrie - March 20, 2018 at 7:07 pm
RE: Jesus Thread - by Fireball - March 20, 2018 at 8:54 pm
RE: Jesus Thread - by The Grand Nudger - March 20, 2018 at 6:09 pm
RE: Jesus Thread - by Minimalist - March 20, 2018 at 7:33 pm
RE: Jesus Thread - by The Valkyrie - March 20, 2018 at 7:37 pm
RE: Jesus Thread - by vorlon13 - March 23, 2018 at 7:46 pm
RE: Jesus Thread - by ignoramus - March 28, 2018 at 5:28 am
RE: Jesus Thread - by Minimalist - March 20, 2018 at 7:38 pm
RE: Jesus Thread - by The Industrial Atheist - March 20, 2018 at 8:57 pm
RE: Jesus Thread - by Fireball - March 20, 2018 at 9:51 pm
RE: Jesus Thread - by vulcanlogician - March 20, 2018 at 10:07 pm
RE: Jesus Thread - by The Valkyrie - March 20, 2018 at 10:38 pm
RE: Jesus Thread - by Fireball - March 20, 2018 at 10:40 pm
RE: Jesus Thread - by Edwardo Piet - March 20, 2018 at 10:59 pm
RE: Jesus Thread - by Martian Mermaid - March 23, 2018 at 12:52 am
RE: Jesus Thread - by Minimalist - March 23, 2018 at 7:58 pm
RE: Jesus Thread - by vulcanlogician - March 23, 2018 at 9:41 pm
RE: Jesus Thread - by Minimalist - March 23, 2018 at 9:47 pm
RE: Jesus Thread - by jaygreen - March 27, 2018 at 4:03 pm
RE: Jesus Thread - by Silver - March 27, 2018 at 4:06 pm
RE: Jesus Thread - by Fireball - March 27, 2018 at 5:44 pm
RE: Jesus Thread - by The Valkyrie - March 27, 2018 at 6:49 pm
RE: Jesus Thread - by Antares - March 27, 2018 at 4:38 pm
RE: Jesus Thread - by vorlon13 - March 28, 2018 at 9:36 am
RE: Jesus Thread - by The Valkyrie - March 28, 2018 at 12:49 pm
RE: Jesus Thread - by Minimalist - March 28, 2018 at 1:19 pm
RE: Jesus Thread - by The Valkyrie - March 28, 2018 at 1:49 pm
RE: Jesus Thread - by Minimalist - March 28, 2018 at 4:50 pm
RE: Jesus Thread - by vorlon13 - March 28, 2018 at 5:43 pm

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