Jesus : The Early years

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Jesus : The Early years

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RE: Jesus : The Early years

March 25, 2018 at 12:23 pm

(March 25, 2018 at 11:12 am)vorlon13 Wrote: What did God need with a womb anyhow ??

He already had the technique of blowing life into a pile of sculpted mud with His mighty nostrils and it worked fine.

Just confusing as all get out to change procedures. Tried and true was definitely the way to go. Think how that would have pared down the schism list over the centuries !!!

You fail to note God's deteriorating skill set. He created the Universe from nothing, yeah. But then he needed clay to make a human. And to make a second one he requisitioned some parts from the first one. THEN, to get more he had the two humans fuck like bunnies.

Clearly the old guy is in decline and that's why we never see him any more.

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