RE: All the cool kids are making questionnaires, so what the actual, am I right?
April 4, 2018 at 1:40 am
1. I mean it: what the actual?
I know, right.
2. I forgot this question. Do you remember it?
Yes, you asked if it was okay for me to buttsex you.
3. Are you knee deep in your hoopla?
Very.
4. How's the go going?
Better than expected. Want to see?
5. Is Mott a good name for a cat?
Why not. It's my last name without the M.
6. What is a hoople?
Something that wishes it was google.
7. What year in te future would you like to go to for a week?
Last year.
8. What's the last food item you burned?
Cold Cut Combo. Yes, it's as nasty as it sounds.
9. Are you vegan?
Do you want me to be?
10. Do you have sexy elbows?
You tell me.
11. Are we having fun yet?
That depends, have you bent over?
12. Would you ever run for president?
No, but I think I'd be better than Oprah.
13. What was your first car?
Never owned one, how sad.
14. Rock, paper or scissors?
Sand.
15. How many more mindless questions can you take?
All of them.
16. Stilettos or mary janes?
Both.
17. What's your favorite kind of accent in whatever gender you're attracted to?
Australian.
18. Favorite hot dog toppings?
Plain.
20. What do you think of spellcheck?
I think 19 comes before 20.
19. Who's next?
Who knows.
I know, right.
2. I forgot this question. Do you remember it?
Yes, you asked if it was okay for me to buttsex you.
3. Are you knee deep in your hoopla?
Very.
4. How's the go going?
Better than expected. Want to see?
5. Is Mott a good name for a cat?
Why not. It's my last name without the M.
6. What is a hoople?
Something that wishes it was google.
7. What year in te future would you like to go to for a week?
Last year.
8. What's the last food item you burned?
Cold Cut Combo. Yes, it's as nasty as it sounds.
9. Are you vegan?
Do you want me to be?
10. Do you have sexy elbows?
You tell me.
11. Are we having fun yet?
That depends, have you bent over?
12. Would you ever run for president?
No, but I think I'd be better than Oprah.
13. What was your first car?
Never owned one, how sad.
14. Rock, paper or scissors?
Sand.
15. How many more mindless questions can you take?
All of them.
16. Stilettos or mary janes?
Both.
17. What's your favorite kind of accent in whatever gender you're attracted to?
Australian.
18. Favorite hot dog toppings?
Plain.
20. What do you think of spellcheck?
I think 19 comes before 20.
19. Who's next?
Who knows.
"What a little moonlight can do." ~ Billie Holiday
