Well atheism is a dogma, NDE's and reincarnation prove that. The global flood proves that the world is immersed in sin and Gabriel told me my wife is hot. Shiva proves thermodynamics, but the second premise disproves evolution. Plants can regrow therefore resurrection is a part of the law of biogenesis and I have faith that I will lose 21 ounces when I die.
Jesus proves everything I say and if you don't believe that you hate me and him and you are angry. There are no inconsistencies anywhere apart from abiogenesis. Nothing starts without a cause and that cause is the greatest thing ever because it must be, but the towel heads that came up with it got it wrong.
God hates slavery and the slaves loved it anyway because virgins and babies love slavery or genocide, but genocide was legit because bad babies may become badder. Babies that die horribly are welcome to have a lovely time with me anyway in a magical world of milk and honey. I know you would prefer beer and spliffs, but milk and honey it is.
There will be a reckoning, but I will suck some of you into a worm whole so a scumbag can make money with books glorifying the misery of those left behind. I am not sure if I will turn up pre or post tribulation, but Dad, who is a third of me but we don't share a plan, has it all figured out.
When you are with me, you can watch all the decent people that weren't quite convinced because, well, i tended to stay a bit silent, meditation and all. Well, they will not be happy, but, despite being okay peeps, and despite you being hateful arseholes, you can watch them burn.
You better believe I am the Buddha.
Jesus proves everything I say and if you don't believe that you hate me and him and you are angry. There are no inconsistencies anywhere apart from abiogenesis. Nothing starts without a cause and that cause is the greatest thing ever because it must be, but the towel heads that came up with it got it wrong.
God hates slavery and the slaves loved it anyway because virgins and babies love slavery or genocide, but genocide was legit because bad babies may become badder. Babies that die horribly are welcome to have a lovely time with me anyway in a magical world of milk and honey. I know you would prefer beer and spliffs, but milk and honey it is.
There will be a reckoning, but I will suck some of you into a worm whole so a scumbag can make money with books glorifying the misery of those left behind. I am not sure if I will turn up pre or post tribulation, but Dad, who is a third of me but we don't share a plan, has it all figured out.
When you are with me, you can watch all the decent people that weren't quite convinced because, well, i tended to stay a bit silent, meditation and all. Well, they will not be happy, but, despite being okay peeps, and despite you being hateful arseholes, you can watch them burn.
You better believe I am the Buddha.
