(April 11, 2018 at 6:55 am)Hammy Wrote:(April 10, 2018 at 8:03 pm)Fireball Wrote: I support putting cheeto von tweeto on an ungreased fire hydrant and launching him aboard a rocket to the moon.
Don't be ridiculous.
Surely fired into the sun is a better option.
Not really a practical one, though. It would be way easier, not to mention - cheaper, to shoot him out of the Solar System, than to counter Earth's speed to the point at which the payload could actually fall into the Sun.
I know I'm nitpicking, but we should try to be realistic, when dealing with the orange lump of rectal puss.
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw