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Explain this, theists
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RE: Explain this, theists
April 15, 2018 at 8:15 pm
God doesn't want to get His hands dirty sticking gigantic barbed dildos up sinners butts so he contracted all that work out to the lowest bidder. Satan has done well enough, God got a great deal, and neither one of them want to upset the apple cart now.
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Explain this, theists - by Silver - April 15, 2018 at 7:13 pm
RE: Explain this, theists - by possibletarian - April 15, 2018 at 7:28 pm
RE: Explain this, theists - by WinterHold - April 15, 2018 at 8:09 pm
RE: Explain this, theists - by MysticKnight - April 15, 2018 at 8:10 pm
RE: Explain this, theists - by The Valkyrie - April 15, 2018 at 8:11 pm
RE: Explain this, theists - by possibletarian - April 15, 2018 at 8:36 pm
RE: Explain this, theists - by Whateverist - April 22, 2018 at 8:48 am
RE: Explain this, theists - by Silver - April 22, 2018 at 8:54 am
RE: Explain this, theists - by Whateverist - April 22, 2018 at 9:42 pm
RE: Explain this, theists - by vorlon13 - April 15, 2018 at 8:15 pm
RE: Explain this, theists - by chimp3 - April 15, 2018 at 8:49 pm
RE: Explain this, theists - by The Valkyrie - April 15, 2018 at 8:55 pm
RE: Explain this, theists - by Silver - April 15, 2018 at 8:56 pm
RE: Explain this, theists - by chimp3 - April 15, 2018 at 11:50 pm
RE: Explain this, theists - by Godscreated - April 16, 2018 at 1:14 am
RE: Explain this, theists - by Minimalist - April 15, 2018 at 9:28 pm
RE: Explain this, theists - by LastPoet - April 16, 2018 at 12:54 pm
RE: Explain this, theists - by Godscreated - April 16, 2018 at 1:01 am
RE: Explain this, theists - by The Valkyrie - April 16, 2018 at 4:11 am
RE: Explain this, theists - by Godscreated - April 16, 2018 at 11:23 pm
RE: Explain this, theists - by Fireball - April 16, 2018 at 11:56 pm
RE: Explain this, theists - by Godscreated - April 17, 2018 at 2:24 am
RE: Explain this, theists - by The Valkyrie - April 16, 2018 at 1:07 am
RE: Explain this, theists - by Minimalist - April 16, 2018 at 1:39 am
RE: Explain this, theists - by ignoramus - April 16, 2018 at 1:15 am
RE: Explain this, theists - by purplepurpose - April 16, 2018 at 1:16 am
RE: Explain this, theists - by robvalue - April 16, 2018 at 3:20 am
RE: Explain this, theists - by ignoramus - April 16, 2018 at 3:27 am
RE: Explain this, theists - by JackRussell - April 16, 2018 at 4:27 am
RE: Explain this, theists - by RoadRunner79 - April 16, 2018 at 12:35 pm
RE: Explain this, theists - by Minimalist - April 16, 2018 at 12:42 pm
RE: Explain this, theists - by downbeatplumb - April 16, 2018 at 2:25 pm
RE: Explain this, theists - by The Valkyrie - April 16, 2018 at 3:13 pm
RE: Explain this, theists - by Neo-Scholastic - April 16, 2018 at 2:48 pm
RE: Explain this, theists - by Minimalist - April 16, 2018 at 3:25 pm
RE: Explain this, theists - by robvalue - April 17, 2018 at 1:06 am
RE: Explain this, theists - by RoadRunner79 - April 17, 2018 at 7:51 am
RE: Explain this, theists - by Drich - April 17, 2018 at 11:21 am
RE: Explain this, theists - by Silver - April 17, 2018 at 11:25 am
RE: Explain this, theists - by Antares - April 17, 2018 at 5:08 pm
RE: Explain this, theists - by Succubus - April 18, 2018 at 3:51 pm
RE: Explain this, theists - by Minimalist - April 18, 2018 at 6:27 pm
RE: Explain this, theists - by Silver - April 18, 2018 at 11:02 pm
RE: Explain this, theists - by shazoomx4 - April 22, 2018 at 8:08 am
RE: Explain this, theists - by Silver - April 22, 2018 at 8:27 am
RE: Explain this, theists - by Edwardo Piet - April 22, 2018 at 8:14 am
RE: Explain this, theists - by The Grand Nudger - April 22, 2018 at 9:38 am
RE: Explain this, theists - by Angrboda - April 22, 2018 at 9:55 am
RE: Explain this, theists - by The Grand Nudger - April 23, 2018 at 12:05 am
RE: Explain this, theists - by Whateverist - April 23, 2018 at 12:38 pm
RE: Explain this, theists - by Divinity - April 23, 2018 at 11:04 am
RE: Explain this, theists - by MysticKnight - April 23, 2018 at 11:14 am
RE: Explain this, theists - by Succubus - April 23, 2018 at 11:25 am
RE: Explain this, theists - by MysticKnight - April 23, 2018 at 11:27 am
RE: Explain this, theists - by The Grand Nudger - April 23, 2018 at 12:28 pm
RE: Explain this, theists - by The Grand Nudger - April 23, 2018 at 12:43 pm
RE: Explain this, theists - by Whateverist - April 23, 2018 at 1:04 pm
RE: Explain this, theists - by Whateverist - April 23, 2018 at 1:09 pm
RE: Explain this, theists - by The Grand Nudger - April 23, 2018 at 1:05 pm

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