Ok, this is getting ridiculous .........

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Someone should like it, I suppose.  To me, opera largely seems to consist of a fat man and a fat woman bellowing at each other in some language (probably Italian) for about 45 minutes, merely to observe that the sun has risen.

Boru

You clearly don't know Opera, then.

Les Miserable is considered Opera, and I don't recall seeing any fat people in the cast.