New House On The Left.. "A New Hope"

[Brian37]

You paid in full up front? How old are you!? They're going to jack you around for months! I hope I'm wrong, but you NEVER pay in full up front.

Now I am getting all the armchair quarterbacks. It's a  little late for that.

No, 3 weeks ago I put a deposit down. I paid the full amount today. This is a national chain of manufactured homes.

And I wasn't alone by myself. I had friends sit in and I had duplicates of paperwork they are holding independently.

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Thanks. This time I really do have to do a far better job of keeping the place clean. I fell behind on this one because I spent so much time taking care of my mom. And let me tell you, mobile homes are more needy than a stick or brick house. The cheaper construction requires higher scrutiny and attention.

Well, I'm happy for you. No doubt your Mom would have wanted that for you.

I know I give religions shit here. And no, I won't back off. But everyone has a mom, and when you have a mom like mine, it transcends. I will give you shit in the future. But for this I say. THANK YOU. 

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I just wanted everyone to know, the "yongens" might not get the title of the thread. Star Wars fans will get half of it  regardless of age.

But the first half of the title "New House On The Left" is a spoof of an old 1970s horror movie "Last House On The Left"

"A New Hope" is the Star Wars Reference. 

HEY I didn't say these jokes were good, but they are free.