DNA Proves Existence of a Designer

[Abaddon_ire]

Haven't you read it? I have. Genesis makes it very clear.

Do you need chapter and verse? Because if I must provide those, and I can, it will make it very clear that you have not read it.

I've read the entire Bible cover to cover.  I've read Genesis multiple times and studied it.  Not sure what you are talking about but I provided verses of God's power in the Scriptures.

Start with omnipresence.
Gen 3:8-10
god plays a celestial game of hide and seek with Adam.

Next omniscience
Gen 3:9
God loses the game of celestial hide and seek by being unable to find Adam.
Gen 3:11
God has no clue that...
A. Adam ate the fruit
B. Eve gave it to him
C. The serpent told her to do so.
Adam has to tell him.

Next, omnipotence
Gen 3:2
god stupidly puts the trees (there are two) in the centre of the garden. He could have put them anywhere else.
god is unable to keep the serpent out of the garden.
god is unable to prevent the serpent talking to eve.
god is unable to prevent Adam and Eve eating the fruit.

Gen 3:22-23
god shits himself in fear lest Adam eat from the second tree and become his equal

And finally...

Why did your god place an apple in a garden that when eaten would redesign people to decay over time and die?

And why not mention to Adam and Eve that the apple was toxic?

He gave them free will to obey Him or not.  They chose not to.  He told them if they ate of it, they would surely die.

How would Adam and Eve know it was wrong until AFTER they ate the fruit? Is your god really that dumb?

All of this crap from one chapter of the very first book. There is plenty more where that came from. Wait until we get to slavery (which you tried to dodge), incest, iron chariots and the rest.