New House On The Left.. "A New Hope"

[Brian37]

Oh, someone asked about hurricane straps. I watched the workers install them after they brought the house to the lot today. Not sure how high up the scale they are rated, but I do have them, lots of them.

So you have a strapping new baby house? Or are you still in labor?

No, my name is not Jesus, I did not fuck my mother to make a home.

I did the reality thing, plopped down cash, and am now playing a game of hurry up and wait.

I will masturbate after the final walk through when the law says I can stay there.

The house is on the lot, but getting permits through the county gov, and then having contractors connect the plumbing and electric then having the county expect it takes time.

Unlike the "poof" logic of a virgin birth.

But if I go with your analogy, the baby's head is crowning.

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Good stuff Brian... Hey, why don't you buy the truck and go around America with it.
When you drive past a car towing a 20 foot caravan, go look at them and go pffft, that's cute!

I am not kidding. It really looked smaller at the business. But once they were backing it up on my property, it was like every damned sight gag in a comedy, it went on forever and ever.

They have it also jacked up so high, which I like because I don't want the bug problem. But, when you came down that last straight part when you could first see my house, the old one, you could see the driveway and cars parked in the house beyond that. BUT NOW, my house looks like the Empire State building and and as long as a freight train. I am over exaggerating of course. Just saying I am impressed and it was more than I expected.

It's like the show "Man Vs Food" when he gets to the last segment where he has to eat 6 pounds ghost pepper chicken wings.