So the ancient Israelites have suffered slavery in Egypt until a certain Mr. Moses frees them.
To get free, they witness the plagues of Egypt.
While fleeing they witness Moses part the Red Sea, and drown the Egyptian army.
Then, after a few days, Moses wanders up a mountain to get his rocks off, and the moment he turns his back, they're off creating new gods!
They witnessed these events and still chose to create new gods and idols the moment Moses buggered off for a quick wank!
So, were the ancient Israelites really that fucking stupid...
..or, perhaps, is the story a complete work of fiction?
To get free, they witness the plagues of Egypt.
While fleeing they witness Moses part the Red Sea, and drown the Egyptian army.
Then, after a few days, Moses wanders up a mountain to get his rocks off, and the moment he turns his back, they're off creating new gods!
They witnessed these events and still chose to create new gods and idols the moment Moses buggered off for a quick wank!
So, were the ancient Israelites really that fucking stupid...
..or, perhaps, is the story a complete work of fiction?
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"