What is your problem with Atheism?

[ignoramus]

/Theist hat on.

We don't make unsubstantiated claims.
Yes you do, physics is full of unfalsifiable claims disguised as theories!
We don't knock on your door to pester you.
Fallacy. Only a very small portion of religions do that.
We don't threaten anyone for any reason.
I don't either. But it is my God given right to remind people as often as necessary about the dark arts
We're definitely not after your money.
Neither am I as a customer ... Not my job to know the ins and outs of corporate finance.
We all pay business taxes.
I pay my personal taxes like everybody else.
We don't make promises we can't keep.
How do you know we can't keep them? Another Fallacy!
We try to make sense of the world around us before we can hypothesize about the one beyond our space/time.
Well God clearly lives somewhere. His voice just doesn't appear in our head like magic, derrr. We just look harder than you guys!
We are happy to change our mind on practically everything as science makes new discoveries.
So are we! Prove to me that God doesn't exist and I'll become an atheist there and then!
We only eat dead babies!
We used to sacrifice live ones, but not anymore ... Don't blame us for the deeds of our ancestors ...
We don't wear silly hats.
Ad Hom attack! Mods! Arrest this man!
We have no mantra.
I don't either. I do what's feels right. (I'm a cafe Christian. They're the best type ... They put out on the first date!)

/Theist hat off.