(May 29, 2018 at 11:05 pm)ignoramus Wrote: We don't make unsubstantiated claims.As if all us Christians are the same! And all atheists, agnostics and antitheists are the same! My main bitch is can we throw back a few and talk about how awesome life is? If your life sucks, can we talk about how awesome my life is? Certainly, it's my shout then!
We don't knock on your door to pester you.
We don't threaten anyone for any reason.
We're definitely not after your money.
We all pay business taxes.
We don't make promises we can't keep.
We try to make sense of the world around us before we can hypothesize about the one beyond our space/time.
We are happy to change our mind on practically everything as science makes new discoveries.
We only eat dead babies!
We don't wear silly hats.
We have no mantra.
What's not to love!
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well...she's not my girlfriend "yet".
I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9
I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!
When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!
I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9
I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!
When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!
I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
