Why can't I leave?

[Shell B]

MK, ya got the disease. We're working on the cure (cough cough) but it will take time.

Unless you want the spike?

I've asked to be banned. Tibs stopped the moderator that told me it will happen!

Because it's against staff policy. I sincerely doubt Tibs did the stopping all on his own. That's not how it works. We can do what we do for others in the same situation. We can scramble the hell out of your password and do whatever magic the admins pull in these situations. We do not ban people who haven't broken the rules. Your self control is up to you, buddy.