Allah's Anatomy & Emotions

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Can allah make a fire hydrant big enough that he can't insert it into his rectum while doing god-like deep knee bends? Inquiring minds want to know!

Sorry that privilege is for you infidels only..

(And then insert him in a chain) insert the chain in his anus and extract it from his mouth, and what remains of it turn it round his neck (whereof the length) and width (is seventy cubits) cubits of the angel; it is also said this means: 70 fathoms.

Quran 69:32 تفسير Tanwîr al-Miqbâs min Tafsîr Ibn ‘Abbâs

Butt , before that make sure your anus is clean & slippery, (fatwa on shaving hair from around the anus)

Some scholars are of the opinion that shaving hair from around anus comes under the ruling of shaving one’s pubes.  It is called Sunan al-Fitrah mentioned in the Hadith narrated by Ayisha (Radiya Allahu Anhua) that the Prophet (Sallallahu Alaihi wa Sallam) said: "Five are the acts quite akin to the Fitrah: - shaving the pubes, circumcision, clipping the moustache, plucking the hair under the armpits and cutting the nails." [Reported by Bukhari, Muslim and others…]

Therefore, removing hair from around anus is not merely permissible but it is even likeable.

Know that hair of the back parts or around anus is not impure unless some impurity touches it.  For more details, please read the Fatwa: 81950 and 86257.

http://www.islamweb.net/emainpage/index....d&Id=87389