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Athists & Infidels - Grab Allah's offer before its too late
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Athists & Infidels - Grab Allah's offer before its too late
Atheist & Infidels, its about time you just say the Syahadah* and convert to Islam, the one & only true religion.
Resistance is futile, a promise by Allah you dare not say no.

(*Syahadah is the proclamation of faith, which is the 1st of the 5 pillars of Islam derived from the hadiths/sunnah i.e the sayings & examples of prophet Muhammad)

Allah offer you an air conditioned room with couch & He will serve you chicken and turkey in his heaven.
Don't be stupid, grab this deal, save your self and enjoy this heavenly pleasure you can only dream on earth.

For them will be Gardens of Eternity; beneath them rivers will flow; they will be adorned therein with bracelets of gold, and they will wear green garments of fine silk and heavy brocade: They will recline therein on raised thrones. How good the recompense! How beautiful a couch to recline on! (Quran 18 31)

Reclining therein upon couches, they will find there neither (heat of) a sun nor bitter cold. (Quran 76 13)

And the meat of fowl, from whatever they desire (Quran 56 21)


See my avatar for proof.That's me in heaven.

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RE: Athists & Infidels - Grab Allah's offer before its too late
It's a shame some poor fuckers life was so meager they were forced to imagine a paradise no different than any sunday afternoon in my life.  Allah really screwed the pooch for those guys.
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RE: Athists & Infidels - Grab Allah's offer before its too late
And turn the world into a Muslim shithole like most of the Middle East?

Nah , I'll stick with reality rather than bad fairy tales.
Dying to live, living to die.
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RE: Athists & Infidels - Grab Allah's offer before its too late
Didn't even mention the 172 virgin goats either . . .
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Athists & Infidels - Grab Allah's offer before its too late
Didn't specify Lazy-Boy sectional with recliners, so nope.

god damn allah is dumb, and cheap.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem




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RE: Athists & Infidels - Grab Allah's offer before its too late
(March 25, 2018 at 12:52 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Didn't specify Lazy-Boy sectional with recliners, so nope.

god damn allah is dumb, and cheap.

Infidel!

Boom!
Dying to live, living to die.
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RE: Athists & Infidels - Grab Allah's offer before its too late
*yawn*
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

Wiser words were never spoken. 
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RE: Athists & Infidels - Grab Allah's offer before its too late
The power of Nuggan compels thee!
The great appear great because we are on our knees. Let us rise!
Big James
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RE: Athists & Infidels - Grab Allah's offer before its too late
(March 25, 2018 at 12:57 pm)Wololo Wrote: The power of Nuggan compels thee!

It's an abomination!
Dying to live, living to die.
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RE: Athists & Infidels - Grab Allah's offer before its too late
(March 25, 2018 at 12:41 pm)Khemikal Wrote: It's a shame some poor fuckers life was so meager they were forced to imagine a paradise no different than any sunday afternoon in my life.  Allah really screwed the pooch for those guys.

I suspect allah and his perv prophet were more into screwing camels.
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