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Allah's Anatomy & Emotions
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RE: Allah's Anatomy & Emotions
(June 6, 2018 at 4:15 am)robvalue Wrote: He must have a huge ass for there to be enough room for all those people to kiss it.

Only if all 1.8 Billion of em kiss at the same time but yeah you're right ,there are also trillions of jinns....need more space Smile

For Muslims, when comes to Miracle of science in the Quran, its verses are literal and when its plain dumb, its metaphorical etc

So when he reached it (the fire), he was called from the right side of the valley, in the blessed place from the tree: "O Musa (Moses)! Verily! I am Allah, the Lord of the 'Alamin (mankind, jinns and all that exists)! (Quran 28 30)

How is thie above verse not literal when Allah's calling out Moses from the bushes on earth? Unless Moses is hallucinating. Besides, Allah having a physical audible voice on earth is no different from Christian believe of God in a physical body on earth etc.

My favorite one is , Allah the un created Creator cursing on his creation the fig, olive , snorting horse etc... is just funny.
Allah is nothing more than Muhammad's imaginary friend, alter ego & sock puppet, 3 in 1 trinity.
Wherein both will be those (maidens) restraining their glances upon their husbands, whom no man or jinn yatmithhunna (has opened their hymens with sexual intercourse) before them (Quran  55:56, Mushin)
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Allah's Anatomy & Emotions - by yragnitup - June 4, 2018 at 12:24 am
RE: Allah's Anatomy & Emotions - by ignoramus - June 4, 2018 at 5:09 am
RE: Allah's Anatomy & Emotions - by brewer - June 4, 2018 at 8:40 am
RE: Allah's Anatomy & Emotions - by MysticKnight - June 4, 2018 at 12:14 pm
RE: Allah's Anatomy & Emotions - by yragnitup - June 5, 2018 at 3:17 am
RE: Allah's Anatomy & Emotions - by chimp3 - June 5, 2018 at 5:48 am
RE: Allah's Anatomy & Emotions - by MysticKnight - June 5, 2018 at 7:01 am
RE: Allah's Anatomy & Emotions - by chimp3 - June 5, 2018 at 7:11 am
RE: Allah's Anatomy & Emotions - by MysticKnight - June 5, 2018 at 7:13 am
RE: Allah's Anatomy & Emotions - by chimp3 - June 5, 2018 at 7:17 am
RE: Allah's Anatomy & Emotions - by Ravenshire - June 5, 2018 at 2:51 pm
RE: Allah's Anatomy & Emotions - by chimp3 - June 5, 2018 at 7:58 pm
RE: Allah's Anatomy & Emotions - by The Valkyrie - June 5, 2018 at 8:16 pm
RE: Allah's Anatomy & Emotions - by Fireball - June 5, 2018 at 9:10 pm
RE: Allah's Anatomy & Emotions - by yragnitup - June 5, 2018 at 11:31 pm
RE: Allah's Anatomy & Emotions - by Wyrd of Gawd - June 6, 2018 at 12:31 am
RE: Allah's Anatomy & Emotions - by yragnitup - June 6, 2018 at 12:53 am
RE: Allah's Anatomy & Emotions - by robvalue - June 6, 2018 at 4:15 am
RE: Allah's Anatomy & Emotions - by yragnitup - June 6, 2018 at 4:40 am
RE: Allah's Anatomy & Emotions - by robvalue - June 6, 2018 at 4:44 am
RE: Allah's Anatomy & Emotions - by yragnitup - June 6, 2018 at 5:23 am

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