Moved in now. Feeling well? ABSOLUTELY FUCKING GIDDY!
But, in all this having assembled 4 bar stools I can say without a doubt, if I could take a time machine back in time, I WOULD FUCKING KILL THE ASSHOLE who invented the "Allan wrench". My new bar stools, I actually came across at an actual bar! I asked the guy where he go them, thinking I could not afford them, but then he told me. So I went and bought the same bar stools for my kitchen island! It matches my color scheme in any case.
I want to go back in time and fucking blow up the asshole who invented the "Allen wrench"!. If you have had ever dealt with that crap, then you know after the torque it is almost impossible to pull the fucking thing out! If I had sex like an actual Allen wrench, I would make Muslims and LDS look sterile.
I wiggled that damned thing more than I do in jacking off.
But, in all this having assembled 4 bar stools I can say without a doubt, if I could take a time machine back in time, I WOULD FUCKING KILL THE ASSHOLE who invented the "Allan wrench". My new bar stools, I actually came across at an actual bar! I asked the guy where he go them, thinking I could not afford them, but then he told me. So I went and bought the same bar stools for my kitchen island! It matches my color scheme in any case.
I want to go back in time and fucking blow up the asshole who invented the "Allen wrench"!. If you have had ever dealt with that crap, then you know after the torque it is almost impossible to pull the fucking thing out! If I had sex like an actual Allen wrench, I would make Muslims and LDS look sterile.
I wiggled that damned thing more than I do in jacking off.
