New House On The Left.. "A New Hope"

[Brian37]

So my Hispanic neighbor is putting a brick trimmed rock bed around the skirt of my new home. He's got 99% of one side done already. I saw him just now leaving for work and teased him, "I changed my mind, I don't want the rock bed now. You can take it back." He responded, "Let me get my gun."

Story of my life, joke with anyone and it always backfires on me.

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Owner of a brand new house
Owner of a brand new house
(much better than a)
Owner of a dumpster fire
Owner of a brand new house

Say you don't want to trash it
You've done so before
Clean it now, mom would be proud
Dancing on the vinyl floor

Owner of a brand new house
Owner of a brand new house
(much better than a)
Owner of a dumpster fire
Owner of a brand new house

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I know those who know are going to have that tune stuck in their heads now.