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Are there any YECs in the house here?
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RE: Are there any YECs in the house here?
Actually the world as we know it is less than a second old.

Bob the Wombat God continually destroys the earth and recreates it immediately. That’s how we experience the passage of time.

If Bob stopped, we would be frozen in the same moment, stagnant and unmoving, until we were driven mad by this phenomenon beyond our understanding (or utter boredom).

So next time a YEC tries to tell you about “god” tell him about Bob and how he should be giving thanks.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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Are there any YECs in the house here? - by Jehanne - June 21, 2018 at 7:41 am
RE: Are there any YECs in the house here? - by Silver - June 21, 2018 at 7:51 am
RE: Are there any YECs in the house here? - by Jehanne - June 21, 2018 at 9:46 am
RE: Are there any YECs in the house here? - by Jehanne - June 21, 2018 at 11:18 am
RE: Are there any YECs in the house here? - by Minimalist - June 21, 2018 at 11:21 am
RE: Are there any YECs in the house here? - by Jehanne - June 21, 2018 at 12:34 pm
RE: Are there any YECs in the house here? - by robvalue - June 21, 2018 at 2:01 pm
RE: Are there any YECs in the house here? - by Jehanne - June 23, 2018 at 8:36 am
RE: Are there any YECs in the house here? - by Jehanne - June 22, 2018 at 7:57 am
RE: Are there any YECs in the house here? - by The Valkyrie - June 22, 2018 at 2:14 am
RE: Are there any YECs in the house here? - by Astreja - June 23, 2018 at 12:51 am
RE: Are there any YECs in the house here? - by robvalue - June 22, 2018 at 10:01 am
RE: Are there any YECs in the house here? - by Jehanne - June 22, 2018 at 2:46 pm
RE: Are there any YECs in the house here? - by Jehanne - June 23, 2018 at 11:40 am
RE: Are there any YECs in the house here? - by Jehanne - June 23, 2018 at 2:58 pm
RE: Are there any YECs in the house here? - by Jehanne - June 23, 2018 at 7:34 pm
RE: Are there any YECs in the house here? - by AFTT47 - June 23, 2018 at 11:32 pm
RE: Are there any YECs in the house here? - by Jehanne - June 24, 2018 at 6:49 am
RE: Are there any YECs in the house here? - by Jehanne - June 25, 2018 at 6:45 pm
RE: Are there any YECs in the house here? - by Astreja - June 24, 2018 at 9:27 pm
RE: Are there any YECs in the house here? - by Amarok - June 24, 2018 at 9:59 pm
RE: Are there any YECs in the house here? - by Jehanne - June 25, 2018 at 5:34 am
RE: Are there any YECs in the house here? - by Amarok - June 25, 2018 at 7:16 pm
RE: Are there any YECs in the house here? - by Fireball - June 24, 2018 at 10:00 pm
RE: Are there any YECs in the house here? - by Drich - June 25, 2018 at 2:56 pm
RE: Are there any YECs in the house here? - by Jehanne - June 25, 2018 at 8:40 pm
RE: Are there any YECs in the house here? - by Drich - June 26, 2018 at 12:07 pm
RE: Are there any YECs in the house here? - by Succubus - June 26, 2018 at 5:23 pm
RE: Are there any YECs in the house here? - by Amarok - June 25, 2018 at 3:49 pm
RE: Are there any YECs in the house here? - by Angrboda - June 25, 2018 at 4:01 pm
RE: Are there any YECs in the house here? - by Angrboda - June 25, 2018 at 6:58 pm
RE: Are there any YECs in the house here? - by Jehanne - June 26, 2018 at 12:16 pm
RE: Are there any YECs in the house here? - by Drich - June 26, 2018 at 12:53 pm
RE: Are there any YECs in the house here? - by Jehanne - June 26, 2018 at 1:22 pm
RE: Are there any YECs in the house here? - by Drich - June 28, 2018 at 9:08 am
RE: Are there any YECs in the house here? - by Aegon - June 26, 2018 at 1:03 pm
RE: Are there any YECs in the house here? - by Amarok - June 26, 2018 at 1:38 pm
RE: Are there any YECs in the house here? - by Jehanne - June 26, 2018 at 5:28 pm
RE: Are there any YECs in the house here? - by Amarok - June 26, 2018 at 5:31 pm
RE: Are there any YECs in the house here? - by Jehanne - June 28, 2018 at 1:26 pm

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