Atheist house rules?

[TubbyTubby]

As you know, I love to dip into the christian forum site now and again to see how they're progressing and just saw a 'house rules' thread and one particular post that astounded me to be honest. It reads like something from a hundred years past...

http://www.christianforumsite.com/thread...les.42981/

" My rules as follows: 

5am Lord's Prayer

5:30am Breakfast

All cleaning to be done prior to going to work

All meals to be organised before leaving the house so food prep can be bought

Permission to leave the table after eating

In my house, no-one leaves the table until I have finished eating

Bible study 6pm in the evening for 1hour

Washing to be done on Sunday's

There are more which will come to mind later. 

I don't have children so no rules for that as of yet."

WTF! What goes on inside these peoples minds, fucking hope he/she never has children.

My kids wash the pots and tidy up and make themselves useful but I'll never fuck them up with shit like this. Fucking retards.

(disclaimer - Friday night = drink night = swearing like a fucker)

[Tonus]

In my house, no-one leaves the table until I have finished eating
(...)
I don't have children so no rules for that as of yet.

So does that mean that at his place, the wife has to stay at the table until he's done eating?

[polar bear]

my guess is he/she lives alone so he/she just gets up whenever they feel like it...fucktard

[TubbyTubby]

I don't know if it's a he or she or married or single. If it was a he and married then it's pretty much tantamount to abuse to start laying laws about that.

[Chad32]

"Washing to be done on Sundays"

Heresy! No work on Sunday!

[abaris]

"Washing to be done on Sundays"

In my case it's done on fridays. Always.

Sundays are reserved for sleeping in and boozing to make approaching mondays seem less sinister.

[TubbyTubby]

I naively didn't realise this sort of mindset still existed. I mean, I know the fundies are fucked up but still.

[TubbyTubby]

Quote " Give you some example, we have four rules four our bibles in schools

When you want to speak raise your hand
Interrupting is not a good idea
Space invaders no way
Now is the time to sit still and listen"

Space Invaders! Interrupting okay, but space invaders seriously which decade so these cunts live in? And for the record, I encourage my kids to have a 2 player space invaders challenge with me (mame original of course).

[Longhorn]

" My rules as follows:

5am Lord's Prayer

Scratch that. Make it 9am and a 'fucking hell' to get the day rolling.

5:30am Breakfast

Make that whenever I drag myself out of bed and whatever I can find in thd fridge (or on the floor.don't judge me)

All cleaning to be done prior to going to work

It's an organized mess. No need to upset the delicate balance of things

All meals to be organised before leaving the house so food prep can be bought

Nah. There's always the pizza place

Permission to leave the table after eating

Lol. Control freak, right there

(What table??)

In my house, no-one leaves the table until I have finished eating

Lol. Hope the dude lives alone

(Seriously, what's a table??)

Bible study 6pm in the evening for 1hour

Cat memes, all day every day

Washing to be done on Sunday's

Don't get out of bed on Sundays


Nope. Couldn't live with that guy. He sounds unfun :c

[The Grand Nudger]

The rules in my house.

1: Wake up.
2: Don't die before 1 or after 3
3: Go to sleep.