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Mixed drinks, who the f does this?
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RE: Mixed drinks, who the f does this?
(June 23, 2018 at 1:53 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: 12oz of bud light mixed with 4 shots of vodka. 

(I drank this to hide the drinking, mostly from myself)
I sent a sample of Bud Light to the CDC to have it analyzed. The report came back and said, "My horse, Bud, had diabetes"!

(June 23, 2018 at 8:40 pm)Tizheruk Wrote:
(June 23, 2018 at 5:58 pm)Haipule Wrote: I once read on a bottle of peppermint schnapps "Mix with orange juice". Really? Like drinking OJ after you brushed your teeth?

It's actually not bad

Alabama slammer is good too 
-Southern comfort 
-Amaretto
-Sloe Gin 
-Orange juice

The Toronto 

-Rye Whiskey 
-Fernet Branca 
-Simple Syrup
-Angostura bitters
You are a mixologist! I invented the "Tennessee Redneck" which is one part Tennessee Bourbon and 4 parts ginger ale with a splash of grenadine. It is beautiful in a fluted glass. My brother invented the "Rosy Palm" on the island of Diego Garcia--we're not going there!
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well...she's not my girlfriend "yet".

I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9

I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!

When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!

I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
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Mixed drinks, who the f does this? - by Brian37 - June 23, 2018 at 12:58 pm
RE: Mixed drinks, who the f does this? - by WinterHold - June 23, 2018 at 1:23 pm
RE: Mixed drinks, who the f does this? - by Brian37 - June 23, 2018 at 1:31 pm
RE: Mixed drinks, who the f does this? - by brewer - June 23, 2018 at 1:53 pm
RE: Mixed drinks, who the f does this? - by Brian37 - June 23, 2018 at 2:01 pm
RE: Mixed drinks, who the f does this? - by brewer - June 23, 2018 at 2:05 pm
RE: Mixed drinks, who the f does this? - by Haipule - June 24, 2018 at 8:49 pm
RE: Mixed drinks, who the f does this? - by Amarok - June 24, 2018 at 9:13 pm
RE: Mixed drinks, who the f does this? - by vorlon13 - June 23, 2018 at 1:55 pm
RE: Mixed drinks, who the f does this? - by *Deidre* - June 23, 2018 at 2:04 pm
RE: Mixed drinks, who the f does this? - by Brian37 - June 23, 2018 at 2:06 pm
RE: Mixed drinks, who the f does this? - by Aegon - June 23, 2018 at 3:53 pm
RE: Mixed drinks, who the f does this? - by brewer - June 23, 2018 at 4:16 pm
RE: Mixed drinks, who the f does this? - by Amarok - June 23, 2018 at 3:30 pm
RE: Mixed drinks, who the f does this? - by Brian37 - June 23, 2018 at 5:38 pm
RE: Mixed drinks, who the f does this? - by Amarok - June 23, 2018 at 5:54 pm
RE: Mixed drinks, who the f does this? - by emjay - June 23, 2018 at 4:23 pm
RE: Mixed drinks, who the f does this? - by Silver - June 23, 2018 at 5:42 pm
RE: Mixed drinks, who the f does this? - by Haipule - June 23, 2018 at 5:58 pm
RE: Mixed drinks, who the f does this? - by Brian37 - June 23, 2018 at 8:11 pm
RE: Mixed drinks, who the f does this? - by Amarok - June 23, 2018 at 8:40 pm
RE: Mixed drinks, who the f does this? - by Haipule - June 23, 2018 at 6:13 pm
RE: Mixed drinks, who the f does this? - by Brian37 - June 23, 2018 at 8:37 pm
RE: Mixed drinks, who the f does this? - by emjay - June 23, 2018 at 9:44 pm
RE: Mixed drinks, who the f does this? - by Minimalist - June 23, 2018 at 6:20 pm
RE: Mixed drinks, who the f does this? - by chimp3 - June 23, 2018 at 6:27 pm
RE: Mixed drinks, who the f does this? - by Astreja - June 23, 2018 at 6:35 pm
RE: Mixed drinks, who the f does this? - by Joods - June 23, 2018 at 6:46 pm
RE: Mixed drinks, who the f does this? - by Jackalope - June 23, 2018 at 6:54 pm
RE: Mixed drinks, who the f does this? - by Rev. Rye - June 23, 2018 at 8:03 pm
RE: Mixed drinks, who the f does this? - by Silver - June 23, 2018 at 8:07 pm
RE: Mixed drinks, who the f does this? - by chimp3 - June 23, 2018 at 8:12 pm
RE: Mixed drinks, who the f does this? - by Silver - June 23, 2018 at 8:14 pm
RE: Mixed drinks, who the f does this? - by paulpablo - June 23, 2018 at 9:20 pm
RE: Mixed drinks, who the f does this? - by Amarok - June 23, 2018 at 9:36 pm
RE: Mixed drinks, who the f does this? - by J a c k - June 24, 2018 at 5:10 pm
RE: Mixed drinks, who the f does this? - by Drich - June 25, 2018 at 2:05 pm
RE: Mixed drinks, who the f does this? - by Shell B - June 25, 2018 at 2:07 pm
RE: Mixed drinks, who the f does this? - by Brian37 - June 25, 2018 at 2:14 pm
RE: Mixed drinks, who the f does this? - by Shell B - June 25, 2018 at 3:23 pm
RE: Mixed drinks, who the f does this? - by Brian37 - June 25, 2018 at 3:14 pm
RE: Mixed drinks, who the f does this? - by Fireball - June 25, 2018 at 2:55 pm

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