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Monster energy drinks are the DEVIL!
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Oh wow. The best part is her look of superiority while she's explaining herself.
She may have a point, the stuff tastes like demon piss.
What do you mean "how would you know?" What kind of question is that?  RE: Monster energy drinks are the DEVIL!
November 9, 2014 at 5:25 pm
(This post was last modified: November 9, 2014 at 5:25 pm by Chad32.)
Conspiracy theorists say the darndest things. I thought the O was supposed to be a slit pupil eye. I'm also pretty sure the M is meant to look like claw marks, which is why they aren't completely connected.
I drank it for two months at a parts factory. I'm not possessed by a demon. My new roommate, who everyone else oddly ignores, and who refuses to get a job, reassures me I'm fine.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."
10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason... http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/ Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50 A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh. http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html 
I'm speechless. There goes my last shred of belief in humanity.
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It is odd that we have people figuring out the origins of life, on the same planet as people like this.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."
10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason... http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/ Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50 A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh. http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html 
That was fantastic! I want more of that lady's videos!
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great
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Apparently Satan is so clever, a soccer mom whose roots seriously need doing managed to figure it all out.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
This reminds me of the pastor in Harlem who claimed Starbucks was flavoring their coffee with the semen of gay men. No joke.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/11/06...15136.html Quote:What Starbucks was doing, is they were taking specimens of male semen, and they were putting it in the blends of their lattes. Now, this is the absolute truth.
In every country and every age, the priest had been hostile to Liberty.
- Thomas Jefferson (November 10, 2014 at 1:38 pm)FatAndFaithless Wrote: This reminds me of the pastor in Harlem who claimed Starbucks was flavoring their coffee with the semen of gay men. No joke. Yeah, it's up in damned protestants thread. And I repeat, what I said there. Some people simply need to be sectioned. For their own benefit and to protect society.
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