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Yup. "Murrica Has No Shortage of Deplorable Motherfuckers
RE: Yup. "Murrica Has No Shortage of Deplorable Motherfuckers
Hey, you see that goal Messi scored the other night?

Tz:  Messi didn't score a goal.

What are you talking about?  Here's the video.

Tz:  Oh, you mean when he footpunched the checkerball into the rope box?  Yeah, that's not a goal, that's a ShootyScorey.

It says goal on the screen.  You can hear the announcer yelling Goal for like 30 seconds.  Billions of people call it a goal.

Tz:  Nope, that's a shootyscorey.  They are all just mistaken.  

You're an idiot.

Tz:  Nope, I'm a brokeybrainy.  Idiots aren't real things.
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RE: Yup. "Murrica Has No Shortage of Deplorable Motherfuckers - by henryp - June 28, 2018 at 9:11 am

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