Not watering plants during the summer day is a myth!

[Gawdzilla Sama]

I like to water plants whenever it will do the most damage, so I won't have to water them any more.  Where is the scientific research on how to kill plants while pretending to nurture them?

Boru

My third wife was determined to cure my "Black Thumb". She tried various plants, including cacti, they all died. So I come one day and there's plastic ivy draped over my computer hutch. The next morning half the leaves had fallen off the artificial vines. She gave up.