Let's start some conspiracy theories.

[The Valkyrie]

Dill feels compelled to get on the counter all the time. He's the only cat who does that. He's also the resident asshole cat. Go figure.

I have one who insists on eating on the bench by the sink.

But then, she also goes out in the rain, gets soaked through, vomes back in insisting on cuddling up, and then goes back outside when she's dry.

Rinse and repeat.

It's a catspiracy...