Borowitz:
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz...YyMTgyMwS2
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz...YyMTgyMwS2
Quote:“I Was Never This Blatant,” Says Benedict Arnold in Hell
Quote:“I was brought up to believe that betraying your country was something you’d do very secretively,” Arnold, who now resides in Hell, said. “If you were going over to the enemy side, you’d do everything you could not to be detected. You wouldn’t go around announcing it to the world like a jackass.”


