Water
August 14, 2018 at 4:06 am
(This post was last modified: August 14, 2018 at 4:07 am by Haipule.)
So, I'm reading a study by a man from Japan who wrote words on jars of water and then dropped this water onto a plate and froze them to analize the subsequent crystal structures.
It's all there, on the internet, for you to look at. The most amazing crystalline forms are compassion and sympathy.
I took that experiment a bit further and wrote the word, "Hair" on my water bottle. Just all admit, right here, that my hair is amazing!
So, I took this experiment a bit further and wrote on my beer bottles, "Lose Weight". Well damned it didn't work! Losing weight by drinking beer? Can I get a high five for that?
So I took the experiment just a bit further and wrote on my whisky bottle, "Big Dick". But I had to quit drinking it...because every time I drank it...I turned into a MAJOR FUCKIN' PRICK!
It's all there, on the internet, for you to look at. The most amazing crystalline forms are compassion and sympathy.
I took that experiment a bit further and wrote the word, "Hair" on my water bottle. Just all admit, right here, that my hair is amazing!
So, I took this experiment a bit further and wrote on my beer bottles, "Lose Weight". Well damned it didn't work! Losing weight by drinking beer? Can I get a high five for that?
So I took the experiment just a bit further and wrote on my whisky bottle, "Big Dick". But I had to quit drinking it...because every time I drank it...I turned into a MAJOR FUCKIN' PRICK!
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well...she's not my girlfriend "yet".
I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9
I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!
When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!
I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9
I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!
When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!
I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
