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Water
#1
Water
I read a study by someone in Japan who did a study on water. He would fill a jar with water and put a label on it and write a word such as, love or hate. He would then put a drop of that water on a plate and freeze it. He would then take pictures of the crystal structure using a microscope.

The differences are amazing! The most beautiful crystals are compassion and sympathy.

I took that experiment a bit further and wrote on my water bottle--hair. I now have a full head of shoulder length hair! I also wrote on my beer bottles--loose weight. It worked!

I wrote on my whiskey bottle--Big Dick. But I had to quit drinking it because every time I drank it, I turned into a major fucking prick!
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#2
RE: Water
That's just all that woo talking.
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#3
RE: Water
Are you here all week?
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

Wiser words were never spoken. 
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#4
RE: Water
Do you know that there is a joke thread?: https://atheistforums.org/thread-27642.h...light=joke

Or do you just need the extra attention?
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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#5
RE: Water
(November 20, 2017 at 11:38 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Or do you just need the extra attention?

Isn't that the root cause of all trolling?!?

(November 20, 2017 at 11:17 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: Are you here all week?

For fuck's sake, I hope not!
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#6
RE: Water
What about the veal. Should we try that?
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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#7
RE: Water
(November 20, 2017 at 11:51 pm)c172 Wrote: What about the veal. Should we try that?
I think the manatee but, I recently read a book on the joys of loving manatee and there wasn't a single recipe!
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(November 20, 2017 at 11:17 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: Are you here all weak?

FTFY
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#9
RE: Water
I thought I'd give this experiment a go and do something nice for all the single girls at work.
Turns out nobody likes cock written on their water bottle lids.
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