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Walking on Water
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Walking on Water
It's the second resurection of Christ. Before the world ends he wants
to take in some fishing. So he gets his friend Moses and they head up
to Minnesota to fish. They are about to rent a canoe when Moses says:
"Jesus, can't you still walk on water? Why not just walk out there?"
So Jesus takes his reel and tackle and steps onto the lake....and falls
knee deep in water.

Moses says, "Well....maybe you need a head start or something, why not
go to the end of the dock and try."

So Jesus takes his reel and tackle and steps off the end of the dock and
falls up to his waist.

Moses says, " Well why not rent the boat, go out to the center of the
lake and try there."

So they rent the boat and go to the middle of the lake, Jesus is about
to step off and try again when...

Moses says, "Wait. Just to be safe, why not get yourself into the state
of mind you were in the first time you did it."

So Jesus sets down, meditates for a few minutes, and finally he's all
psyched up, and steps out of the canoe.... ..and precedes to drown.
So Moses does the water parting thing, and pulls Jesus up into the boat.
Jesus is just beating himself up over this. He just doesn't see what's
going wrong here. Moses just stares down at the bottom of the boat.
Suddenly, Moses says, "I got it! I know what's wrong! Did you have those
holes in your feet last time?!?!"
Intelligence is the only true moral guide...
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#2
RE: Walking on Water
Bet he's no good at swatting flies eitherBig Grin
Spinoza Wrote:God is the Asylum of Ignorance
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RE: Walking on Water
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RE: Walking on Water
xD That was awesome.
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xD
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#5
RE: Walking on Water
LOL That's funny as hell.
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#6
RE: Walking on Water
Hell's not funny! Blasphemer!!!
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RE: Walking on Water
(May 3, 2010 at 4:53 pm)fr0d0 Wrote: Hell's not funny! Blasphemer!!!

I beg to differ!

Up There
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#8
RE: Walking on Water
Paul the Human......Now that was funny....lol

But I have to go with Jack Blacks version of "Fuck her Gently" to enjoy the blasphemies of hell....Tongue ...lol


P.S. No offense to any "Hers" on our forum...If you have not seen the animation they did with this song, then please take a look-see....Smile
Intelligence is the only true moral guide...
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RE: Walking on Water
South Park FTW!!!

EvF
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