How many holes does a straw have?

[Rev. Rye]

I put it in the philosophy section because all 3 answers can be right depending on your philosophical outlook.

0?
1?
2?

other?

I instinctively said 2, then realized I'm an idiot!

Any one of the three answers has a very compelling case to be made for it.

Zero: It is merely a tube with a material lining to make it usable, and the connotations we have for "hole" need not apply.
One: The connotations we have for whole need apply, as the hollow center is itself a hole.
Two: Just look at both ends!

It's alarmingly hard to make up one's mind about the answer. Well, as long as I can still draw my milkshake through it when I go to Red Robin's.