(August 19, 2018 at 12:41 am)Tizheruk Wrote:The very first thing I ever studied was a mountain named Rainer. I was 6yrs old. I then studied weather. Because weather is a much better miner then me. I then went to the beach. There I discover girls is bikinis and have spent the rest of my life "uncovering" them, ha, ha ,ha.
But, I looked at the mountain shape and see gold. I understand weather and looked closely at the beach. There I found the gold but how much? Shit God Damned tons of it without any legal access! O' Fuckin' Darn!
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well...she's not my girlfriend "yet".
I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9
I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!
When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!
I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9
I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!
When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!
I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.