(August 21, 2018 at 7:26 pm)vulcanlogician Wrote:(August 21, 2018 at 5:38 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: 91. You try to suppress the urge to kick anyone who sings 'Oranges and Lemons' and you aren't sure how long you can hold out.
So, I'd never heard of this song before Boru mentioned it. So I googled it. It's a nice little song. Why are you kicking people, man?
Tankies, man ...
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
